Saturday May 30, 2015
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An 24-year-old male driver up in Washington State has found a new cure for smoking.
So far it only works for pregnant women, and is not always effective for them, but it's a start. Here what you should do if you want to try his method:
Get in your pickup.
Drive around town until you see a pregnant woman who is smoking.
Shout, "Who the heck smokes when they're pregnant?"
If the reply is, "I do!" point a gun at the woman.
Yes, that's what a pregnant woman in Washington State says the man did. He denies it of course, but police found two .45 caliber handguns in his pickup, which hints that she may be telling the truth.
I keep wondering why I have to keep saying the same thing: "You won't believe this."
Justin Dain Palmer, the young man with the pickup truck has been booked by the Bellingham Police Department for investigation of first-degree assault.
Investigation shows that Palmer was booked by Washington State Patrol for driving under the influence on Monday, January 30, 2012.
Why doesn't that surprise me?
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