Cardinals practice halted


Mike McLaughlin 9 years ago

Arizona Cardinals football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Cardinal players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.


Pat Randall 9 years ago

Shovelhead, You have a sicker mind than I do.


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