Senior Bumper Stickers To Make You Laugh



Have bumper stickers gone out of style?

I'm not seeing as many as there were a few years ago (except for the ubiquitous "Support our Troops" ribbon bumper stickers).

A friend in Arkansas recently sent me some senior bumper sticker sayings that made me smile and hopefully will give you a laugh, too.

  • I may drive slowly but I do drive safely.
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you live.
  • It isn't the age, it's the mileage.
  • Support Bingo. Keep Grandma off the streets.
  • Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
  • Old age is when you feel your corns more than your oats.
  • Memory is the thing I forget with.

And here's one not only for seniors, which we saw on a car in town a couple days ago --"Hang up and drive." Love it.

Payson Senior Center

Betty Pontious, R.N. will give pedicures at the Center Wednesday afternoon, Dec. 21, beginning at 12:30 p.m. Cost of the treatment is $20 and advance reservations should be made at the Center's greeting desk.

The Alzheimer's Support group will meet at 1 p.m. Dec. 21 in the Senior Center, 514 W. Main St. Family and friends of persons afflicted with Alzheimer's disease are encouraged to attend and learn how best to cope with the illness.

There is no charge and reservations are not required.

The Payson Senior Center will be closed Dec. 23 through Dec. 26 for the Christmas holiday. Normal activities will resume Dec. 27 at 8 a.m.

All remaining Christmas merchandise at the Senior Thrift Store, 512 W. Main St., will be buy one, get a second item of equal or lesser value for free during the week of Dec. 18 through Dec. 23.

Beginning Jan. 2, men and women's clothing marked with yellow tags will be on sale for 25 cents per garment, green tags will be 75 percent off the marked price, and orange tags will be 50 percent off the marked price.

Children's clothing is not included in the sale.

The Thrift Store will be open until 1 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 23, and will reopen after Christmas on Tuesday, Dec. 26.

Payson Regional Senior Circle

"Doc Talk" will be presented on KMOG at 9 a.m. Wednesday, Dec. 20.

Volunteers are needed to fill a variety of positions at the Senior Circle, 215 N. Beeline Hwy.

For information, call Kathy Coombes, Volunteer Coordinator, at (928) 472-9290.

The Senior Circle will be closed from Dec. 22 until Jan. 3, 2007.

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Happy Holidays to your house from ours.

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